This is the last time,
You tell me I’ve got it wrong
This is the last time,
I say it’s been you all along
(via indamonseyes)
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
(via suntide-s)
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
(via castill-o)
my birthday present sums me up pretty well
(via thathilariousasian)
attractive people (◡‿◡✿)
attractive people covered in blood and bruises and tears of pain (⊙‿⊙✿)
(via laughbitches)
Callie Torres, ‘The Heart of the Matter’ (via slutstatus)
(Source: spookyactionatadistance1, via suntide-s)
You didn’t love her. You just didn’t want to be alone. Or maybe, maybe she was good for your ego. Or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life, but you didn’t love her, because you don’t destroy the person that you love.
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
(via smolderhalderlicious)
I hope Derek develops a crush on Ms. Blake and he is very awkward and stumbles over his words and blushes around her and avoids eye contact and leaves her presents on her desk like apples and flowers that don’t quite go together (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
(via sluttyteenwolf)
my blog will make you smile ♡
(Source: conversation-got-boring, via gnarly)
